Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should per cent appear too
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a , I'll tax the ,
If you try to , I'll tax your .
If you get too I'll tax the ,
If you take a , I'll tax your .

Don't ask me what I want it for
If you don't want to pay some more
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who
Declare the pennies on your
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me.